Why is she so excited?? I am sure that is what you are wondering . . . (No, Mom, I’m NOT pregnant!!) I have just realized that every single room in our house is a mess! I could not do this alone, so I would like a chance to thank everyone for their efforts too . . .
I would like to thank my hubby and kids for helping me be soooo busy that we “forget” to pick up after ourselves.
Thank you to my laundry, both clean and dirty, without you I would have more time on my hands for things like reading and crafting and boring non cleaning activities. (Please note the sarcasm.)
Thank you to the flu bug that wiped me out about 3 weeks ago. Just when things were looking a little tidier you came along and made things very untidy. (I’m still dealing with that week and half long do-nothing-sickness.)
Toys, toys, and more toys- Thank you for jumping out of your neatly marked boxes and scattering yourselves on the floor. My children tell me they pick you up and put you away all the time but, somehow you get out all by yourselves. Then you cleverly arrange yourselves right where I tread. Ouch! Thanks!
I would like to thank my dirty dishes. If you were self-clean I would be so distraught because I thoroughly enjoy dipping my hands in hot soapy water and scrubbing you clean. Thanks for hanging out in the sink until I get home from work.
Last but, not least . . . Thank you endless school papers, receipts, mail, and junk mail. Yes, even mail ladies HATE junk mail! I appreciate you evenly distriputing yourself all over the house everyday when I leave for work. It’s as if you have created a little scavenger hunt just for me. This morning when I came home from work (on my lunch break) to search for my missing Drivers License extension paper I was overjoyed to see that I had at least 3 different piles to search though. Fun! Fun!
This has been quite an easy accomplishment but, I still could not have done it without all of you. Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you.
Now, because Randy encourages it, I will start the sad process of putting you all back away so the “Messiest House Award” can be passed on to another family. (Who knows, it could be YOU! :) So, unless you are Niecy, from Clean House, I will be ignoring anyone else knocking on my gate. And please don’t test my ignoring abilities- They are pretty good!
